Monday, December 15, 2008

The Sports Fan Double-Standard

I know I would be jealous. I'm extremely bitter that I don't possess such immodesty and lack of taste. Damn her.

Giants Stadium security had it right; we need to keep our sports arenas family friendly places where children can feel safe among the garishly-painted hairy potbellies of drunk middle-aged men belching and hollering off-color taunts.

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